<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!-- generator="wordpress.com" -->
<urlset xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xmlns:image="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-image/1.1" xsi:schemaLocation="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9 http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9/sitemap.xsd"><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/04/my-neighbors/</loc><lastmod>2025-01-26T03:41:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/about-me/</loc><lastmod>2020-08-10T19:28:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2020/07/31/a-writer/</loc><lastmod>2020-07-31T23:51:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2017/10/04/year-four/</loc><lastmod>2020-02-20T13:27:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/10/03/the-night-before/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/scan-63.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Scan 63</image:title><image:caption>My mother the constant ham</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/scan-48.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Scan 48</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-09-23T18:35:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2016/11/09/small-comfort/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-09T19:43:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2016/08/12/my-best-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_1328.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1328</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_1343.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1343</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_1344.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1344</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_1327.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1327</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_1340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1340</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_1341.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1341</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/13901434_966025340350_3577013107973303159_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13901434_966025340350_3577013107973303159_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-12T16:41:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2016/06/05/what-my-30-looks-like/</loc><lastmod>2016-06-07T09:02:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2016/01/29/from-inferno-to-paradiso/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/scan-56.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Scan 56</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/img_9205.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9205</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-29T19:36:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2015/09/22/for-jamie-on-her-29th-birthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/best-friends1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Best Friends</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jamie-sleeping1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jamie sleeping</image:title><image:caption>From one of many sleepovers at my house during high school</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-22T16:06:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2015/08/02/just-one-mile/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-22T16:16:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2015/06/13/ireland-days-2-6-dublin/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-14T18:46:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2015/05/24/ireland-day-1-swords-and-dublin/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-27T12:44:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2015/05/22/beginning-my-trip/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-23T08:14:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2015/03/06/super-mono-small-goals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/img_7579.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7579</image:title><image:caption>Ninja Squee may be by my side for all selfish reasons but I love her for it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lord_voldemort_of_mordor_by_cat885-d3fem72.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lord_voldemort_of_mordor_by_cat885-d3fem72</image:title><image:caption>I wish I could say I looked as good as him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/be5128b78506fed2caf4520fdca89a78.jpg</image:loc><image:title>be5128b78506fed2caf4520fdca89a78</image:title><image:caption>Pink eye ooze: Less fun than this toy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-09T16:55:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/10/30/dusting-off/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-30T16:49:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/10/29/crumbling-down/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-29T19:22:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/10/28/top-five-cheeses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/wpid-goat_raymonds_450x300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RPA08_Waving_Goat.JPG</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-28T19:48:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/10/28/king-moe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ls-var4-ww.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LS-Var4-ww</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-28T06:00:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/10/27/blog-post-from-the-88-lounge/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-28T04:49:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/10/27/three-things-ive-learned-from-living-alone/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-27T22:58:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/10/27/worst-ways-to-wake-up-in-the-morning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ostrich.png</image:loc><image:title>ostrich</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-27T19:46:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/10/26/procrastinating-again/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-27T09:23:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/10/25/pigeons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/img_3300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3300</image:title><image:caption>A friend I made one day at Wrentham.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-25T17:22:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/10/17/thoughts-at-230-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/img_5876.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5876</image:title><image:caption>When life gives you rainy days, take cute umbrella selfies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-17T18:53:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/10/16/thoughts-at-230-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/img_5423.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5423</image:title><image:caption>I love my job, I really do. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-16T20:16:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/10/15/thoughts-at-230-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/img_0564.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0564</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-15T19:00:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/10/14/thoughts-at-230-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/img_5122.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5122</image:title><image:caption>This is Ninja Squee; she loves everyone.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-14T18:57:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/10/05/the-beast-of-adulthood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/treadmill-love-4.png</image:loc><image:title>treadmill love 4</image:title><image:caption>Training smart is multitasking</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/treadmill-love-3.png</image:loc><image:title>treadmill love 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/treadmill-love-2.png</image:loc><image:title>treadmill love 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/tredmill-love-1.png</image:loc><image:title>tredmill love 1</image:title><image:caption>One of my many private tantrums in a public gym</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/3-zoo-mullet.png</image:loc><image:title>3-ZOO-MULLET</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-06T13:40:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/10/04/year-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/1986-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1986-8</image:title><image:caption>Us at the beginning.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-05T13:13:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/10/02/thirty-one-posts/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-03T17:23:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/07/14/grief/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/scan-68.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Scan 68</image:title><image:caption>Us.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-15T20:58:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/07/05/for-ricca-shane/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-06T01:14:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/03/31/cured/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-28T22:48:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/03/20/full-time-job-hunting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_14621.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1462</image:title><image:caption>What a daily work meeting looks like at my apartment</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_1462.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1462</image:title><image:caption>What a daily work meeting looks like at my apartment</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-21T18:39:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/10/04/day-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/1992-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1992-6</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-20T08:51:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/02/21/none-of-your-business-questions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/facebook-moron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Facebook Moron</image:title><image:caption>My newest paint creation...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-21T22:33:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/02/05/muffins-are-deceitful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/evil-muffin.png</image:loc><image:title>evil muffin</image:title><image:caption>My original artwork. Needless to say this is why I'm a writer and not a graphic designer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/enlarge-breakfast.png</image:loc><image:title>enlarge-breakfast</image:title><image:caption>Don't be swayed; stay strong. They are lying to you!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-06T01:38:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/31/yet-another-goal/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-03T14:02:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/02/01/girl-hate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/logans_pane_1.png</image:loc><image:title>logans_pane_1</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes a good handful of hair is all you want.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_3059.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3059</image:title><image:caption>Me and my three best friends showcasing our girl love (the opposite of girl hate)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-03T14:12:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/02/18/5262/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sss-meme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SSS Meme</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-31T17:17:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/01/28/lucas-resolutions-for-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/r2d2-c3po_ep6-key-5_r_8x10.gif</image:loc><image:title>R2D2-C3PO_EP6-KEY-5_R_8x10</image:title><image:caption>I need to take more walks with my friends.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/images1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Oh Han, you know I melt when you look at me like that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tumblr_l8p19k6ixb1qc823io1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_l8p19k6ixB1qc823io1_500</image:title><image:caption>"Thinking a bikini made me helpless was your first mistake. Your second was using a chain you kept attached to yourself to keep me hostage."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Why hang with this guy when you know your buddies are chilling in Cloud City?!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-02T20:14:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2014/01/27/ode-to-a-father/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_1992.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1992</image:title><image:caption>Pet wrangling at home</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_0736.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0736</image:title><image:caption>Andy with my Piper when she was a puppy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dscn1786.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN1786</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dscn1831.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN1831</image:title><image:caption>Our little family Thanksgiving 2007</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pb260047.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/andy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Andy showing off his garden.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/parents-puppies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Parents &amp; Puppies</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T13:37:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/31/defining-a-year/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-01T03:38:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/31/not-a-cop-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>Google has everything. Thank you for this Google!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-01T02:24:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/31/a-choice-of-seasoning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/original_productgroup.png</image:loc><image:title>original_productgroup</image:title><image:caption>Look at that marvelous woman on the bottle. So happy to be giving me joy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/sriracha-sauce.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sriracha-sauce</image:title><image:caption>A picture of the bottle with a rooster on it in case my Grandmother didn't understand the "cock sauce" reference.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-01T00:35:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/31/unresolutions/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-01T00:01:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/31/dumplings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(1)</image:title><image:caption>These dumplings once existed in the world... now they are gone.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-31T20:56:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/31/running-the-treadmill-other-gymgoers/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-12T19:07:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/24/running-20-stupid-minutes-straight/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-26T18:33:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/18/emocery-shopping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dec-13-2013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dec 13, 2013</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_4121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4121</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_4120.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4120</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_4119.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4119</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_4118.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4118</image:title><image:caption>How many noodles are there?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_4117.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4117</image:title><image:caption>What is this Franken-corn?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_4116.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4116</image:title><image:caption>Not seen here: </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_4115.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4115</image:title><image:caption>WOW; A Whole new can size I've never seen before!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_4114.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4114</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_4113.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4113</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-18T23:10:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/16/running-the-8-minute-interval/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-17T04:52:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/13/lady-love/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-13T18:57:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/07/the-30th-post-on-the-30th-day/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-07T14:19:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/06/five-lists-of-five-favorites/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-06T23:08:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/06/my-first-lead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/scan-14.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Scan 14</image:title><image:caption>In the Greenroom with my mom when she was in Barefoot In Athens</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/1491390_10201865545693329_1220601521_o-e1386361516552.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1491390_10201865545693329_1220601521_o</image:title><image:caption>The whole Von Trapp clan with me scrunched up in the middle</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-07T05:39:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/06/a-few-of-the-scariest-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0658.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0658</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0561.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0561</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0508.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0508</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0500</image:title><image:caption>Such a muppet!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0493.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0493</image:title><image:caption>She gene chews timidly, just in case the bone suddenly comes to life.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0011</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_3585.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3585</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_3584.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3584</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_3580.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3580</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_3572.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3572</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-06T18:03:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/06/100/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-06T18:45:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/05/brief-thoughts-on-a-lot-of-topics/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-04T01:00:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/04/running-the-5-minute-interval/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-04T21:02:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/12/01/him/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-02T10:55:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/29/what-im-thankful-for/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-30T06:22:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/28/magical-thanksgiving-masterpiece/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-28T08:21:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/25/onion-fingers/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-27T06:50:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/24/are-you-a-hipster/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-26T06:31:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/23/drunk-on-power/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/photo-on-11-25-13-at-1-38-am-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 11-25-13 at 1.38 AM #9</image:title><image:caption>I am the most powerful web sorceress of all time!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-25T06:58:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/22/hate-the-hobbit-movies-no/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-24T08:47:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/21/bad-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-23T05:10:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/20/im-weird-thats-okay/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-21T07:16:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/19/is-snapchat-relevant/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-20T05:42:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/18/an-ode-to-milk/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-22T22:08:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/15/lessons-in-kitty-prozac/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_3166.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3166</image:title><image:caption>Halloween Pooter</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_2604.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2604</image:title><image:caption>Pooter cleverly disguised as a Macy's bag.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_2902.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2902</image:title><image:caption>A moment captured in the aftermath with a small fraction of the fishy drippings.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_2899.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2899</image:title><image:caption>Pooter's casual stroll past his handy work.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-19T03:29:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/17/6954/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/scan-62.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Scan 62</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-18T13:30:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/16/are-you-ready-for-some-football/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-17T08:10:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/14/inside-the-actors-studio-samantha/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-15T10:14:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/13/things-found-in-my-trunk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_2908.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2908</image:title><image:caption>It looks a lot less scary all piled up for this picture.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-18T13:09:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/12/fanciful-happy-list/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-13T14:17:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/11/restaurant-specials/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/photo-on-11-12-13-at-1-08-am.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 11-12-13 at 1.08 AM</image:title><image:caption>The "I don't know why I'm here" face</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/photo-on-11-12-13-at-1-03-am.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 11-12-13 at 1.03 AM</image:title><image:caption>The "I'm normal… right? Right? Right?!?!" face</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/photo-on-11-12-13-at-1-02-am-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 11-12-13 at 1.02 AM #8</image:title><image:caption>The "oh, of course the swordfish is on special, they are good this time of year" face</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/photo-on-11-12-13-at-1-02-am-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 11-12-13 at 1.02 AM #7</image:title><image:caption>The "ooh, that sounds yummy" face</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/photo-on-11-12-13-at-1-02-am-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 11-12-13 at 1.02 AM #6</image:title><image:caption>The "sure I know what Cuisses de Grenouille is… brink me two!" face</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/photo-on-11-12-13-at-1-02-am-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 11-12-13 at 1.02 AM #5</image:title><image:caption>The "fear of eye contact means I won't pay attention" face</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/photo-on-11-12-13-at-1-02-am-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 11-12-13 at 1.02 AM #3</image:title><image:caption>The "crazy person mid blink" face</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/photo-on-11-12-13-at-1-02-am-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 11-12-13 at 1.02 AM #2</image:title><image:caption>The "mid blink" face</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/photo-on-11-12-13-at-1-02-am.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 11-12-13 at 1.02 AM</image:title><image:caption>The "I'll be expressionless and accidentally look high" face</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/photo-on-11-12-13-at-1-01-am-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 11-12-13 at 1.01 AM #3</image:title><image:caption>The "I just peed my pants with joy because of that potato you mentioned" face</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-13T04:59:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/10/absurdities/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_3580.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3580</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/t20-2011-dancing-bananas-essex-version-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>t20-2011-dancing-bananas-essex-version-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bip</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-11T15:26:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/09/noccasions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_3608.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3608</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_3605.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3605</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_3602.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3602</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_3607.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3607</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_3606.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3606</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_3604.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3604</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_3603.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3603</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_3601.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3601</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_3600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3600</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-10T16:14:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/08/pillows/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-09T13:06:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/11/07/brain-fart/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-07T23:22:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/10/15/emotions/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-16T17:24:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/09/23/egg-whites-please/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-24T13:39:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/09/13/revolving-doors/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-04T17:14:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/05/31/a-letter-of-importance/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-01T20:00:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/05/09/an-ode-to-allie/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-12T17:29:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/05/12/my-mom-and-the-bee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1992-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1992-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1987-72.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1987-7(2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1988-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1988-6</image:title><image:caption>80's Glamazon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1989-84.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1989-8(4)</image:title><image:caption>Just us girls (I'm apparently SUPER excited about that chip)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1989-73.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1989-7(3)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dscn1789.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN1789</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-18T08:45:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/05/07/to-string-or-not-to-string/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-12T15:56:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/05/06/noodles/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-07T16:28:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/05/03/advocation-and-iced-coffee/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-07T12:51:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/01/07/the-cheese-that-makes-the-man-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/american_cheese_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>American_Cheese_2</image:title><image:caption>In the wild, this color means "Do not eat! Poison!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-09T12:43:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/01/06/dont-ask-dumb-questions/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-08T01:38:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/01/05/what-i-did-for-love-a-tale-of-one-kitty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_2476.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2476</image:title><image:caption>He still has a few issues, but we have discussed rehab </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_2020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2020</image:title><image:caption>A rare shot of Pooter in his lab</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-07T21:23:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/01/04/and-sometimes-late-at-night-a-boy-band-is-formed/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-07T21:14:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/01/03/5905/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/robin-williams-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robin-williams-12</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-05T21:37:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/01/02/tolkien-resolutions-part-two-villains/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/wargs-action-shot-on-hill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wargs action shot on hill</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/lotr-saruman-lotus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lotr-saruman-lotus</image:title><image:caption>Geez, watch where you point that thing. If you break a lamp or a vase you have nobody to blame but yourself.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/220px-gollum.png</image:loc><image:title>220px-Gollum</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-03T16:11:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2013/01/01/tolkien-resolutions-for-2013/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/150961_10101071257642982_1564701335_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>150961_10101071257642982_1564701335_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/legolas_v_strange.jpg</image:loc><image:title>legolas_v_strange</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/axueiboceaaot1j-large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AxUeIBoCEAAot1J.jpg-large</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-02T20:05:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/12/30/2012-in-review/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-30T20:22:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/12/15/social-change/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-18T05:07:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/11/19/some-needed-inspiration/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-20T14:35:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/08/13/whos-that-crazy-hermit-oh-me/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-18T21:59:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/07/31/5-things-to-do-on-the-day-you-did-not-get-your-dream-job/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img_2805.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2805</image:title><image:caption>We are never safe, he is always watching.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/thumb-40389.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gummy Army</image:title><image:caption>They are building their armies</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T17:52:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/07/23/everyone-else-is-doing-it-why-cant-i/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-23T13:24:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/05/03/a-journey-through-irresponsibility/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/slide13-e1336191607303.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slide1</image:title><image:caption>Hilarious, motivated sea creatures + sex appeal and guns = preeminence</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/slide12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slide1</image:title><image:caption>Hilarious and motivated sea creatures + sex appeal and guns = success!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/slide11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slide1</image:title><image:caption>Hilarious and motivated sea creatures + sex appeal and guns = success!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/slide1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slide1</image:title><image:caption>Hilarious and motivated sea creatures + sex appeal and guns = success!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/600full-jason-statham2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>600full-jason-statham</image:title><image:caption>plus sex appeal and guns is the complete recipe for success in life.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/600full-jason-statham1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>600full-jason-statham</image:title><image:caption>plus raw sex appeal and guns is the recipe for success?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/marlin-dory-nemo-finding-nemo-24749546-300-259.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marlin-Dory-Nemo-finding-nemo-24749546-300-259</image:title><image:caption>Hilarious and inspiring sea creatures...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/600full-jason-statham.jpg</image:loc><image:title>600full-jason-statham</image:title><image:caption>plus sex appeal, the recipe for success!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-10T01:09:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/03/17/5302/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img_31842.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3184</image:title><image:caption>We are well into minute 4 here... isn't she the best?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img_31841.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3184</image:title><image:caption>We are well into minute 4 here... isn't she the best?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img_3184.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3184</image:title><image:caption>We are into minute 4 here</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-23T16:10:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/03/16/excuses-excuses/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-18T08:19:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/03/02/things-found-in-my-backseat/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-10T01:20:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/02/27/5281/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-01T22:42:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/02/25/more-on-burritos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_0671.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0671</image:title><image:caption>That is a penny at the top to use as a gauge for size...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-28T03:43:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/02/20/the-dreaded-sss-part-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/20120220-221948.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120220-221948.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-22T02:40:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/02/15/kindly-get-out-of-my-way/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-18T16:41:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/02/16/the-world-is-your-trash-recepticle/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-17T15:29:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/05/the-art-of-burrito/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img_2612.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2612</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-15T19:52:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/04/resolutions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cantaloupe3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cantaloupe</image:title><image:caption>I don't believe you that I just have't had a REALLY good one</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cantaloupe2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cantaloupe</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cantaloupe1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cantaloupe</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cantaloupe-e1325739209767.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cantaloupe</image:title><image:caption>I don't believe you that I just have't had a REALLY good one, it's horrible</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/yoga.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yoga</image:title><image:caption>This guy is better than me...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/crop-dusting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crop Dusting</image:title><image:caption>There will always be a time and a place for crop dusting</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-15T19:51:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/02/pooter-pees/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-15T19:51:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/02/13/spreading-the-love/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-17T17:54:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/02/12/things-i-dont-need-in-bulk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/10464721-large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10464721-large</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/capers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>capers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/starlightred.jpg</image:loc><image:title>starlightred</image:title><image:caption>A flock of mints waiting to make their journey into a Senior's purse</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T18:19:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/02/11/celebrity-babies/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-15T06:36:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/02/09/ok-i-havent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/uglybaby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uglybaby</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-15T06:39:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/02/08/life-lessons-from-a-simple-minded-dog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/401341_3241829888603_1352497078_3289253_258137129_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>401341_3241829888603_1352497078_3289253_258137129_n</image:title><image:caption>Smile like you mean it</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-11T04:40:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/02/05/york-peppermint-patties/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ricca-and-i.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ricca and I</image:title><image:caption>I knew that purple polka dots would make a comeback...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-09T16:25:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/02/04/the-all-american-shopping-cart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/images1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-09T20:33:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/02/03/the-komen-flop/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-09T13:46:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/02/02/the-donalds-approval/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/meatloaf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meatloaf</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/busey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>busey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-03T07:51:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/02/01/ch-ch-ch-ch-changes/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-02T04:32:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/30/overachievers/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-31T22:22:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/29/ugh-ugg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/090327_tucker_slide3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>090327_tucker_slide3</image:title><image:caption>This is not a stable member of society...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/snuggie_model.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snuggie_model</image:title><image:caption>It is never cold enough to justify this as an outfit outside the house</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/90s-fashions11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>90s-fashions1</image:title><image:caption>At one time, these outfits were coveted and imitated...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/90s-fashions1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>90s-fashions1</image:title><image:caption>At one time, these outfits were coveted and imitated...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ugg-boots-new-yorkjpg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UGG-Boots-New-Yorkjpg</image:title><image:caption>There is so much wrong with this picture...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-03-31T10:48:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/28/digging-for-gold/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-30T17:08:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/27/look-forward-to/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-30T15:03:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/26/i-have-a-theory/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-28T04:54:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/25/the-perils-of-public-restrooms/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-27T00:20:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/24/i-swear-i-dont-have-an-eating-disorder/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-25T15:52:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/24/just-a-reminder/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-24T18:16:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/21/culinary-perfection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img_0595.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0595</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-23T19:14:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/22/i-own-a-five-mi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img_05981.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0598</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img_0598.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0598</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-23T04:44:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/21/franks-red-hot-at-bingo-night/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-22T14:27:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/21/franks-red-hot-for-the-queen/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-22T14:24:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/20/identifiers/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-25T13:35:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/15/find-your-bliss/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/20120118-002230.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120118-002230.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/newman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newman</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-20T21:38:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/19/by-all-means-make-us-lazier/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img_0569.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0569</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-20T20:28:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/18/the-frantic-mindset-of-a-self-serve-gal/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-20T21:36:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/14/i-should-have-taken-the-stairs/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-15T05:48:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/10/wendys-ad/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-15T03:19:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/13/magic-pink-medicine/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-14T05:23:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/12/flossing/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-13T08:03:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/11/the-wendys-diet/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-12T04:48:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/09/true-tales-of-a-moron/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-10T03:21:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/08/walmart/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-09T05:27:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/07/a-step-forward/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-09T17:35:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/01/crosswords/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-23T16:53:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/03/running-on-empty/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-07T05:00:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/06/im-not-crazy-im-probably-brilliant/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-07T04:54:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com/2012/01/02/pooter-uses-the-potty/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-03T04:51:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://learningtobefunny.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2025-01-26T03:41:04+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
