A personal blog only one step above poop jokes
The speech I gave for Ricca and Shane's wedding: The women in my family love fiercely. More than what most people are used to at first. This type of extreme unconditional love requires a warm-hearted, strong, intelligent man to accept it. Shane is all of these things and more. The first time I met Shane… Continue reading For Ricca & Shane
Applying for full time jobs is a full time job… only horrible. At a full time job I get paid money for my time and energy — applying for a full time job full time I spend money on icky things like resume paper and interview outfits. At a full time job I have a place to… Continue reading Full Time Job Hunting
In my day to day I am aware of the questions that are off limits; they sit there begging to be asked for the sake of curiosity but I pass them up because I know rude. For example, nowadays you can almost never ask a woman when her due date is. I will speak on… Continue reading None Of Your Business Questions
Learning to be Funny 