Being an adult is hard. I feel like my responsibilities are a game of whack a mole, always hitting one while three more pop up. Feelings of tension and suspense are held throughout my body because there are so many things that people never talk about and that spring up on me like a creepy… Continue reading The Beast Of Adulthood
Tag: humor
Full Time Job Hunting
Applying for full time jobs is a full time job… only horrible. At a full time job I get paid money for my time and energy — applying for a full time job full time I spend money on icky things like resume paper and interview outfits. At a full time job I have a place to… Continue reading Full Time Job Hunting
None Of Your Business Questions
In my day to day I am aware of the questions that are off limits; they sit there begging to be asked for the sake of curiosity but I pass them up because I know rude. For example, nowadays you can almost never ask a woman when her due date is. I will speak on… Continue reading None Of Your Business Questions
Muffins Are Deceitful
Muffins are the jerks of the breakfast world. Some things about jerks: Usually we are drawn to them. They are enticing and usually have some undeniable good qualities. They are not good for anyone. This all applies to muffins as well. Let me go back in time to the beginning of my hatred for these… Continue reading Muffins Are Deceitful
Girl Hate
As I have moved into my late twenties I have found I am more accepting of constructive criticism and being turned down because I have learned how to grow and improve from it. I'm working nights as a comedienne in Providence and Boston and looking for full time work during the day; every audition and… Continue reading Girl Hate
Learning to be Funny 