Learning to be funny... The title of this blog was something I came up with quickly when WordPress posed me with the question, "Blog title?". I wanted my writing to make people laugh, but I was afraid I was going to fail, so I wanted to convey that I had my training wheels on. My… Continue reading Day One
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Egg Whites, Please?
Sitting with some friends at brunch the other day, I silently discovered a deep seeded problem I have. I am terrified to ask for what I want. Not simply, "I am a little nervous to voice my desires" but rather, "if I say what I want people will hate me and reject me and I'll… Continue reading Egg Whites, Please?
Revolving Doors
I have always hated revolving doors. I have never really been able to pinpoint why, but something about the pressure to keep moving... I think I'm onto something there.Maybe a revolving door is like life. It's one opportunity after another after another after another and so on. There are all these chances to jump in,… Continue reading Revolving Doors
A Letter of Importance
Dear Boy Scouts of America, I bet you think you've made some progress this week; that's cute. Your wording, that you are now "letting gay scouts in", is a little confusing for me. I would like to take a moment to point out to you that you weren't officially keeping them out before; you were… Continue reading A Letter of Importance
My Mom and The Bee
My mom is the greatest. I know that lots of people say that and we can't all be right, but my mom really is. I think I would even get backed up by many of my friends; anyone who has met her understands. There is a kind of magic about her that makes you feel… Continue reading My Mom and The Bee
An Ode to Allie
Inspiration can be hard to come by at times. The beautiful thing about it though is that when it hits us, it can feel like real world magic. My inspiration for starting this entire blog came from a girl named Allie who writes what I believe to be the best blog on the web. Hyperbole… Continue reading An Ode to Allie
To String or Not To String?
Lately I feel like many of the people I love are turning on me. I'm a good person. The way I choose to eat my string cheese should not change that. A few weeks ago while sitting around with my Improv friends I casually reached into my purse to pull out a tasty mozzarella snack.… Continue reading To String or Not To String?
Noodles
I'm fighting a nasty cold right now so I should write about something I love to perk up. I friggin love noodles.Whenever I get sick I always want nothing but noodle soup to eat. I'm pretty sure that the consistency of the rice ones that come in Vietnamese Pho soup actually absorb germs, thus curing… Continue reading Noodles
Don’t Ask Dumb Questions
So a few years ago I was diagnosed with Hodgkins Lymphoma and underwent treatment. I can assure you that process is filled with comedic gold, but it's not what I'm here to talk about tonight. I simply want to vent a tiny bit about the form I now have to fill out when I get… Continue reading Don’t Ask Dumb Questions
Learning to be Funny 