The Cheese That Makes The Man – Part 1

For as long as I can remember I have had a ritual on first dates that helps me figure out if a guy is right for me or not. I ask what his favorite cheese is. My truth is, out of zillions of cheeses worldwide, there is only one wrong answer they can give me… Continue reading The Cheese That Makes The Man – Part 1

The World is Your Trash Recepticle

While we are on the subject of driving, I feel I should address those of you who keep a messy car. I take no issue with someone wanting to clutter their own space as I too have been known to let my back seat pile up. What I do have a problem with is when… Continue reading The World is Your Trash Recepticle

Kindly Get Out of My Way

I remember driver's ed like it was yesterday. For some reason I loved that class and I can still recall most of what I learned about the rules of the road; the little things like, who has the right of way at a 4-way stop sign or how to merge into a rotary. I'm guessing… Continue reading Kindly Get Out of My Way

Spreading The Love?

I think I hate Valentines day. Before you go getting upset, let me explain myself; I love Valentines day (no I'm not trying to contradict myself). What I hate are the people who bitch about the holiday and act like they are badass because they are rejecting the whole concept. You are not super cool, we… Continue reading Spreading The Love?

Celebrity Babies

While scrolling through today's entertainment news I came across freshly released photos of Mariah Carey's twins... Monroe and Moroccan. I couldn't make that up if I tried, they really named them that. While trying to figure out if that was enough fodder for todays post I scrolled to the next story about Beyonce and Jay-Z's newborn... wait for… Continue reading Celebrity Babies

The Donald’s Approval

On CNN's website today I saw the headline, "Romney Gets Trump's Endorsement". Oh thank goodness, because everyone else he has endorsed has proven to be a real winner. There was that Miss USA contestant who he defended when some racy photos surfaced, but if Donald supported her, I'm sure she was a real gem. Joan… Continue reading The Donald’s Approval

Ugh… Ugg

I can't believe I've been writing for 29 days now and I haven't addressed a major problem I have in our society... Ugg boots. I guess this picture falls into the category of jumping off a bridge because your friends are doing it. These boots are the fashion equivalent to hurling your body from a… Continue reading Ugh… Ugg

By All Means… Make Us Lazier

While walking through the Warwick Mall the other day I came across this upsetting sign:  Really!?! Seriously? Are we, as a country, really in any position to be deterring people from exercising? This takes it to a whole new level; forget exercising, we are now telling people to not even move for everyday activities. Next… Continue reading By All Means… Make Us Lazier

True tales of a moron

The return policy for live fish at Petco is that if it dies within 30 days you can bring it back to the store, accompanied by a water sample. If the water test show that the tank is healthy they give you a new fish. This isn't complicated, but in my two years working there… Continue reading True tales of a moron