My fingers smell like onions; I have washed them 5 times since the problem began 6 hours ago. I have used my ever reliable trick of rubbing them on stainless steel and experimented with multiple soaps to no avail. I have this thing where I constantly sniff at my hands when they smell like onion.… Continue reading Onion Fingers
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Are You A Hipster?
New lingo has added the term "hipster" to our repertoire and it gets very overused. One of the major traits of a hipster is the idea that they have an attitude that defies what is currently trendy. This means that they liked a band before it was popular or discovered a fashion craze before it was… Continue reading Are You A Hipster?
Drunk On Power
This is my story about finding power and relevance in the cyber world and how it led me to insanity. Last year I tried to acquire the web domain learningtobefunny.com and failed. It was owned by someone else and I spent a lot of time, energy and money in an attempt to obtain it from… Continue reading Drunk On Power
Hate The Hobbit Movies? No.
I don't care if the entire movie going world hates the Hobbit movies; I love them. I realize only one of the three total has been released, but I already know that when the others come out I will be deliriously happy. For me, Peter Jackson's entire Tolkien movie endeavor is wonderful. I watch and… Continue reading Hate The Hobbit Movies? No.
Bad Post…?
Thirty posts in thirty days is a tall order. I find myself hitting a point where each day I either don't have anything to write about or I'm out of fuel to find the words for a chosen topic. I think the key here must be pushing through all of that. People keep saying, "Just… Continue reading Bad Post…?
I’m Weird & That’s Okay
If I could spend an afternoon eating pudding with Gandalf the White I would be happy forever. I think that LeSueur Peas cold and straight out of the can taste like tiny green balls of heaven on a spoon. Writing in blue ink makes me angry, but purple ink is beautiful and makes everything I… Continue reading I’m Weird & That’s Okay
Is Snapchat Relevant?
Snapchat is everywhere. I was recently working on a musical that had dozens of high school aged kids whom I saw sending these photo messages incessantly. The concept should be perfect, an app that allows you to send pictures that people cannot save and automatically disappear forever after the set number of seconds. Tweens everywhere… Continue reading Is Snapchat Relevant?
An Ode To Milk
On my phone I have a running list of blog ideas for nights such as this when I have no idea what to write. Scrolling back through years worth of undeveloped posts I sometimes come across phrases that no longer make sense. Perhaps I was drunk, tired or silly when I birthed the concept and… Continue reading An Ode To Milk
A Tougher Night
Some moments the feeling just creeps up on me. The knowledge that she is gone is always there, but it is not as often that I allow myself to realize the loss. When I can no longer keep it at bay and it hits me, it feels like all the air gets pulled from my… Continue reading A Tougher Night
Are You Ready For Some Football?
It is Saturday night, which for a pigskin lover such as myself means that I am only one night of sleep away from Sunday football. I play fantasy football with some friends and I'm not great at picking winners, so I have decided on a new strategy. I will predict the winning teams based on… Continue reading Are You Ready For Some Football?
Learning to be Funny 