I own a five minute shower timer that sticks to my bathroom wall. I am pretty sure it is making my showers longer. Who can take a five minute shower? I know it's possible, but are these people really clean? In five minutes, when I don't dilly-dally at all, I can shampoo once (and I… Continue reading Conserving Water is Stressful
Culinary Perfection
Thanks to some friends of mine, I have recently gotten into utilizing hot sauce for my food. Turns out it is pretty much delicious on anything, and more than that, it makes everything taste better. I have bought all kinds of interesting hot sauces from the different markets I go to and they each have… Continue reading Culinary Perfection
Frank’s Red Hot for the Queen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdqwWo13pyw&feature=related
This lady know's how to cook!
Frank’s Red Hot at Bingo Night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzVK_gHBifA&feature=related
My new favorite life lesson.
Identifiers
I'm sure I've mentioned previously that I love reality television. It is my guilty pleasure and the trashier the show the better. Something about seeing crazy peoples lives play out that makes me feel like my own life is normal. It is alright that I have some issues in my life, because at least I'm… Continue reading Identifiers
By All Means… Make Us Lazier
While walking through the Warwick Mall the other day I came across this upsetting sign: Really!?! Seriously? Are we, as a country, really in any position to be deterring people from exercising? This takes it to a whole new level; forget exercising, we are now telling people to not even move for everyday activities. Next… Continue reading By All Means… Make Us Lazier
The Frantic Mindset of a Self Serve Gal
I very rarely go to full service gas stations. I’m not sure if this is a service that people learn to utilize growing up or not, but my parents never used them so I assume that is why I never use them. Something about another human being pumping my gas for me… feels rude. I… Continue reading The Frantic Mindset of a Self Serve Gal
Find Your Bliss
We all have our obsessions in life, some more severe than others. I myself have several vices and I think shoes are at the top of the list (followed by Lady Gaga and crappy reality television). Recently I lined up and counted all my shoes with some friends and turns out I had 93 pairs.… Continue reading Find Your Bliss
I Should Have Taken the Stairs
Today, while shopping at the mall I came across a devastating sight... the escalators were stopped. In my normal goings on for the average day I try to take the stairs. I often force myself to get in that extra little bit of cardio so I can later justify sitting on my ass, watching The… Continue reading I Should Have Taken the Stairs
Magic Pink Medicine
I feel that Pepto Bismol is the cure for everything. I'm like the strict greek father in My Big Fat Greek Wedding who believes that Windex is a cure all. I think part of the reason I love it so much is that it is a pretty color, but also, who likes diarrhea? Very few… Continue reading Magic Pink Medicine
Learning to be Funny 