Up until recently, I flossed my teeth four days a year; the two days before each of my biannual dentist appointments. Something in my head always went off 48 hours before the appointment, it's like an alarm goes off, "Oh crap, if I don't floss a lot today Dr. Page is going to know I… Continue reading Flossing
The Wendy’s Diet
I was watching TV the other day when I forgot to fast forward and accidentally watched a commercial. Maybe it's a good thing I did because I haven't been keeping up with world news and I hadn't yet heard that the burger on the 99 cent menu at Wendy's now has more beef! I observed… Continue reading The Wendy’s Diet
Wendy’s Ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6CviihdQ4Y
Look at all this happy, thin, successful white people eating Wendy's!
True tales of a moron
The return policy for live fish at Petco is that if it dies within 30 days you can bring it back to the store, accompanied by a water sample. If the water test show that the tank is healthy they give you a new fish. This isn't complicated, but in my two years working there… Continue reading True tales of a moron
Walmart
I have a serious problem with Walmart. I don't think my problem is similar to why many people really hate the chain, my issue is less with the giant corporation eating up tiny businesses (although that does upset me) and more with the people I am forced into contact with when I'm there. I avoid… Continue reading Walmart
A step forward
I know I'm supposed to be attempting humor here, but today has been a big day for me and I felt the need to type some things out for myself. I have been acting as a hobby for years now. I basically grew up in the theatre with my grandmother and mother both involved in… Continue reading A step forward
I’m not crazy, I’m probably brilliant
I remember a dream I had when I was 7 and in the dream it was my birthday and I got a ton of amazing gifts. When I woke up I actually took a second to look around my room to find the gifts and realized it was all a dream. I may or may… Continue reading I’m not crazy, I’m probably brilliant
The Art of Burrito
One of my favorite foods is burritos. Creating the perfect burrito is an art form and if you get an amateur, it can really mess up the day. From poor service to your classic case of stupidity, here are some examples of the worst kinds of burrito technicians: 1. The New Guy The new guy… Continue reading The Art of Burrito
Resolutions
So my new years resolution this year is to write in this blog every day. This got me thinking about resolutions and I came up with 3 things I resolve NOT to do this year. 1. Crop dust in a quiet room This went badly for me in 2011 when an SBD (oh, look it… Continue reading Resolutions
Running on Empty
I have completely run out of gas in my car two times in my life. This may not seem like a lot to some of you, but I've only been a licensed driver for 9 years, so that's not a great statistic; for others, I'm sure that number seems staggering. I think the first time… Continue reading Running on Empty
Learning to be Funny 