So my new years resolution this year is to write in this blog every day. This got me thinking about resolutions and I came up with 3 things I resolve NOT to do this year.
1. Crop dust in a quiet room
This went badly for me in 2011 when an SBD (oh, look it up if you don’t know) became one of those long loud farts that probably lasts a second but feels like 10. I won’t be risking that again.
I know how amazing it is and blah blah blah, and I truly wish that I had the motivation to do it. This one isn’t because I don’t want to do yoga, it’s because I know I won’t and it is best if I don’t set myself up for failure.
3. Eat Cantaloupe
It’s gross. Do I need more of a reason?