Resolutions

So my new years resolution this year is to write in this blog every day. This got me thinking about resolutions and I came up with 3 things I resolve NOT to do this year.

1. Crop dust in a quiet room

This went badly for me in 2011 when an SBD (oh, look it up if you don’t know) became one of those long loud farts that probably lasts a second but feels like 10. I won’t be risking that again.

There will always be a time and a place for crop dusting
There will always be a time and a place for crop dusting

2. Yoga

I know how amazing it is and blah blah blah, and I truly wish that I had the motivation to do it. This one isn’t because I don’t want to do yoga, it’s because I know I won’t and it is best if I don’t set myself up for failure.

This guy is better than me...

3. Eat Cantaloupe

It’s gross. Do I need more of a reason?

I don't believe you that I just have't had a REALLY good one

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